BDAE BDAE DAE

YHALLOTHAR

G'day all yee who beckon at me blog's doorstep..

You are cordially invited to be amongst the " DEARLY BELOVED GATHERED HERE TODAY TO WITNESS" me 21 years of life on this miserable place.:D

please keep your 23 of this month free(tads 23rd June for you civilians, 230607 for ns nutwits), prob arnd 7+ like tad ba(230607 19XX for the nutwits).
my place.
come casually dressed pls.
dun come all pimped out cuz if i dun feel like it,you niggas gonna be cookin your own food.KEKEKE.
i intend to have....
YUMMY SAMBAL SOTONG + STINGRAYS!!!!!!!!!
sotong/fish/meat/ balls to eat.
sausages,beef,pork(no halal kthanxbye)chicken.
1 x yummy ++.
chicken wings i guess.never liked em but yea.a must have at a bbq eh?-_-
SO NO FANCY FANCY CLOTHES.
if not i will throw thee into dey pool.


however,im quite open to the idea of headin out to a nights out in town aft tad soo.......
hmm.
never mind.
tad problem you solve yourself.
kekeke.
i go upstairs and shower kan alr.:D

just in case ya'll wondering wtf is this directed to,that means YOU reading this thing.
guys,girls,straight,lesbian(/drool) -no gays pls thanks.if you gay pls read sumthin else kthnxbyeb4ibitchslapyou.
wow buddies,maris,church,pjc,kindergarden,st andrews primary,family, the girl i met on da street and never spoke to before come please thanx.
no NS PPLE EXCEPT FOR COURSEMATES PLS THANX:@
i intend to leave my workplace for a good 5 days.
!!@!@!#!@!^!@)!*@!)!@&!^!@)!@&#!@)#*!@#

ns can go suck my hind tit.

back to the invitation.
DO NOT COME EMPTY HANDED K THANX.
EVERY YEAR NO BDAE PREZ IS 1 X LE SIAN.
every year also same excuse.
"dunno wad you want"

OKIE NVM I TELL YOU NOWS.

1 x ipod video.(my !@#!@#! ipod died on me.need new life pls kthanx.juz inc case you smartasses have a line to say.MUSIC = my life.):@
1 x levis 512 jeans.bleached patterns please.dun worry about altering imma guy i ownself go goadim.
1 x sony viao lappy(dunno model name,but its 2.7k).(this one if a girl buys for me i propose to you please kthanx.shit.if a guy buys me this i also propose.)
1 x acoustic guitar(self explained.mat rock ftw pls thanks)
1 x lifetime supply of WoW subscription cards(KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE)
1 x guitar effects pedal(if ya'll know wad its called,i want the blue cream tone one.wanna play blues ftw thannx)
many x shirt/t-shirts. (please dun be a kok and buy M please i'll slap you tombaleh..me = slightly big thanx.dun intend to stop breathing while i walk down the raod entirely and faint from hypoxia(tink i spell wrong but dun care))

eh.tads all i can tink of now,in work so thought processes a lil gimped.
it is my official policy that whist workin,i only use the brain cells on the little head and not the big one.

HOWEVER.
should you chose to come empty handed.
DUN WORRY!!!!!!
i got instant solution.

1 x money.(if you aint got no moneh take yo broke ass home.okay no kiddin pls please stay.i know all guys are broke and being left alone in a party of girls is not exactly fun.eh wait.maybe not.okie take your broke ass home thanx.:D)

1 x hugs.guys,girls wadever pls thanks.thanks to alla you for being there at 1 point or another and helpin me cling on to/lose my sanity.:D

1 x kisses. girls only pls thanks.on any orally accessible spot tad is pg.i tink ym parents will be there.:D any male foo comes and plants one on me imma slap you stupid.(ESP YOU MARIS !@#! . i know my kissin prowess legendary but not for you kthanx)


If all else fails,
nvm come empty handed,:)
your presence there will mean the world to me.
i mite not always be with you(so many diff grps of pple to speak to/thank)
but every single one is appreciated.:)
much love pls.

23 June 07,
Palm Gardens.
Opposite Keat Hong LRT.
if you kenot see it,buy a dog tad can read.
if cannot find a dog tad reads,buy a hungry dog,he oughta be able to smell the food.
Call me to get in,
you wanna come earlier and help juz volunteer so my parents dun hafta help so much.:)
i'll prob be takin off on 21,22,24,25 so yea.lets go have some fun please.:)

adulthood beckons and to be honest,with the exception of being ready to settle down and really study,the rest can go fly kite pls.:D
life has just begun.:)

thanks for readin.
gimme a reply if you comin so i know agar agar how much food to prepare.