whoopeee.

hmmm.
this blog kinda suffered a cardiac arrest.
lol.
niwaez.
IT LIVES!!!!!!:) yay.
hmmm.
wad has been goin on.
im officially becomin a lil mugger.
its horrifyin,
i beat myself stupid all day against the table tad is COE n all the other remedials in school.
im also totally BUTT BORED.
i need sumthin in school to do besides look at books n feel stupid,
talk to my mats n feel stupid.
look at pple in class n feel lazy.
you kinda get my drift alr.
all my frens advice is the same.
one of 2 options.

option 1:go study la.

:@
up yours.

option 2:get a new trix la.
which my answer would be a resoundin "WHO."
its really dam hard to find a decent lookin gal in school pls.
maybe i really have set my standards too high.
i dun understand why everyone tells mi "you should really lower your standards"
like gee pls.
i know how much im worth.
i believe tad God has the best for me.
why should i settle for sumthin less.
it juz doesnt make sense.
*shrugs*
added to the fact,
i've come a long way from the days where my body was tight n like muscular.
so like yea pls.
the no of glances i get in school have dropped drastically.
HAHAHAHAHA
gee pls.
i make it sound like imma pop star.
sighz.
life's juz weird la.
i shant comment further.
it juz sucks.
plus the fact tad i havent "played the field" fer so long i prob cant remember howta start.
oh wellz.
there's always university WEN i get there.
*all note the confidence injected in the above statement*
sighz.
im bored shatless.
i aint got a new trix.
to sum it up.
;(
imma in a rut,
tad's gonna last another 1 month n 2 weeks.
till the A's are over,
i doubt there're be genuine happiness in my life fer the indefinite future unless sumthin unexpected n wonderful which i've been hopin fer happens.
which i dun even know wad it is.
but it kinda goes along the line of a really hot gal comin up wit a really cool device tad lets me store all my A level stuff within and hour within my brain,den i'll marry her n we'll earn lotsa money n go travel the world n make lil hot babes n dudes.
YAY.
gah.:@:@:@@:@:@:@:

i wanna 40 yr old virgin.
any old nuf person wanna go watch.
its fer >18 pple pls.
gah.
angst angst frustration frustration.
imma go write a song tonight.
tml's farewell assembly.
gee pls.
cant wait!!!
i wonder wad's ins store fer us.
lemme guess.
MR KWEK's GONNA TALK!!:)
yay.
THE BAND IS GONNA PLAY!!
WOW.
THE DANCE CLUB'S GONNA ...*GUESS GUESS!!!!* ^CORRECT!!!!!^ THEY'RE GONNA DANCE.
fer all the good tad'll do.
everyone's got so much make up on it look like krusty the clown did make p on em.
but at least the make up helps.
imaginary temporal eye candies fer amusement.
im always highly bemused by corny dance steps pls.
i end up laffin at the dance steps insteada check the chicks out.
HAHAHAHAHA
but its relaly butt hilarious.
*SNORTS SNORTS*
sorry but i got high expectations wen it comes to dance to pls.
why.
cuz i dance.
HAHAHAAHAHA
bleahz.
i tink imma bit psychotic now.
i shall juz stop rambling incoherent rubbish here.
YAYAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAY
papaya
here's the bored jokes i came up wit in clas to amuse myself.


why did the potato go to france?

S:to become a french fry.

why did the cod swim across the river?

S:to become filet-o-fysh

why did the cow run across the road?

S:to become Whopper.

why did the chicken cross the road?

s:to visit KFC or become a Mchicken

why did the mushroom scurry to switzerland?

S:to become mushroom swiss.

why did the lamb roll across the road?




































S: to become soup KAMBING.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
imlame.
hail bored stupid lazy boy.
i wanna WOW.:@
my shaman's in stasis.
i need to reawake the BEAST!!!